Spyphone Message from G!

EPF Agents, if you look at your Spyphone you will see you have a new spyphone message from G.

March 21
G
Zounds! Re-construction of the EPF is coming along spendiferously. I'm particularly ecstatic about the addition of an on-site lab! For SCIENCE!

Lol..
More soon....
-Noonycarter

Spy Phone Message from Rookie!

EPF Agents, if you look at your spyphone you will see that you have a new message from Rookie.

So here's a picture of it:

...And here's what it says if you can't see it:
March 7th
Rookie
Did you guys see the big crates in the Command Room? What's in them?! Probably TVs... Or no. Maybe a pair of giant purple chocolate elephants! I'M SO EXCITED!!!

Lol I HOPE it's a pair of giant purple chocolate elephants!! xD

By the way, good job on the header Emma!

-Noonycarter

Spyphone Message from G and Other older ones

Sorry we have missed these messages:

February 7th
Rookie
Hey guys! Have you seen Herbert? Or any signs of him like fur or vegetarian stuff? It's so weird that he just totally completely disappeared... Don't you THINK?

February 14th
Jet Pack Guy
Keep your eyes peeled for suspicious activity at film shoots. Security is top priority with all these VIP's mulling around.

February 21st
Dot
Great job, Agents - things seem to be going off without a hitch. Now let's keep up surveillance at the Awards Show. I want to see you all looking sharp.

February 28th
G
Anyone else find the cubic measure of their Spy Phone excessively voluminous? Gadzooks! I think it might be time to experiment with an upgrade!


COOL!!!
I hope we get a new spyphone lol

-Noonycarter

Spy phone message from G!

EPF Agents, if you look at your spy phone you will see you have a new message from G.

January 31
G
Terrible news! I accidentally fixed the temporal distortion. Things are back to normal. Hopefully I'll figure out how to break it again someday!

lol...more soon
-Noonycarter

Spyphone Message from Gary!

EPF Agents, if you look at your spyphone you will see you have a new message from Gary.

January 17th
G
Anyone feel like creating a temporal singularity and traveling back in time with me? There are lots of dinosaurs there!

More soon
-Noonycarter

Spyphone message from Jet Pack Guy

EPF Agents, if you open your spyphone you will see you have a new message from Jet Pack Guy.

January 10th

Jet Pack Guy

Umm... Gary? Are you feeling okay? You've been acting... kinda strange.

-Emma84432-

New Spy phone message from Gary!

EPF Agents, if you look at your spy phone you will see that you have a new message from Gary.

December 13
G
What a mess! Herbert destroyed so much data. Personnel files, PSA backups, the entire Field-Ops mainframe. Right now I'm not even sure what can be fixed.

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Uh oh, it doesn't look good for the EPF right now..
What do you think will happen? Do you think the EPF will just shut down/turn into something else?
-Noonycarter

New Spy Phone message from Director/Aunt Arctic

EPF Agents, if you look at your spyphone you will see that you have a new message from the director of the EPF, Aunt Arctic.

December 6
Director
Well done agents. The Blackout has ended. Though Herbert has eluded capture, his base is destroyed, and the Solar Laser with it. We must now rebuild.

It looks like they're ALREADY rebuilt, all except for the Everyday Phoning Facility and the command room.. :/

-Noonycarter